{"id":1981,"date":"2011-09-11T12:19:43","date_gmt":"2011-09-11T18:19:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aroundherelately.com\/?p=1981"},"modified":"2011-09-11T12:19:43","modified_gmt":"2011-09-11T18:19:43","slug":"im-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aroundherelately.com\/?p=1981","title":{"rendered":"Baby Bx&#8230;I&#8217;m Pregnant?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Monday, July 11th 2011. I was half-awake and ignoring my alarm clock as per my Monday usual. I was having this semi-lucid dream about taking a\u00a0 pregnancy test and being pregnant. I&#8217;m not really the type of person who gives much credence to lucid dreams. However, I woke up and REALLY had to pee, so I figured &#8216;why not&#8217;? I had taken a pregnancy test a few days earlier, which had been predictably negative, after all, what are the chances of getting pregnant basically your first month out? And then&#8230;there it was. A faint pink vertical line. I had previously\u00a0only seen this particular line in the test instructions insert that comes in the box. I proceeded to call Jason at work\u00a0until he answered. &#8220;I think we might be pregnant&#8221; I told him. Turns out Jason didn&#8217;t accomplish much at work\u00a0for upwards of an\u00a0hour. Then I called my mom. &#8220;I think I might be pregnant&#8221; I told her. Then I tried to totally dismiss the idea completely.\u00a0\u00a0I convinced myself that I\u00a0must have screwed up the test somehow. I shouldn&#8217;t have bought these cheap generic ones as they probably\u00a0aren&#8217;t as reliable. I went to work and tried not to think myself into a frenzy. On the way home I bought a two-pack of the expensive digital pregnancy tests and tried again. &#8220;Pregnant&#8221;. Gulp. The cheap generic test might have been right.<\/p>\n<p>Thursday, July 14th, 2011. I met with my favorite doctor&#8211;doctor Susan&#8211;and explained to her that I thought there was a chance that I might be pregnant. I told her I had taken 3 pregnancy tests and they all said pregnant.\u00a0Naturally I\u00a0now wanted a blood test just to make sure.\u00a0(Mind you, I took the 3rd pregnancy\u00a0test that very morning\u00a0 before going to the doctor since there wasn&#8217;t much point in wasting Susan&#8217;s time if I wasn&#8217;t in fact pregnant.)\u00a0 Turns out the blood test thought I might be pregnant as well. Gulp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Monday, July 11th 2011. I was half-awake and ignoring my alarm clock as per my Monday usual. I was having this semi-lucid dream about taking a\u00a0 pregnancy test and being pregnant. I&#8217;m not really the type of person who gives much credence to lucid dreams. However, I woke up and REALLY had to pee, so I figured &#8216;why not&#8217;? I&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/aroundherelately.com\/?p=1981\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","xfolkentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aroundherelately.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aroundherelately.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aroundherelately.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aroundherelately.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aroundherelately.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aroundherelately.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aroundherelately.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aroundherelately.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aroundherelately.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}